Active voice : Hina Rabbani Khar has made many Indians interested.
Passive voice : Significant interest has been generated among many Indians by Hina Rabbani Khar.
I would prefer discretion, decorum and the clear euphemism of passive voice. Which, incidentally brings me to a larger conclusion : passivity makes us look good and proper. Activity and action is fraught with risk and since no one is perfect, you are just exposing yourself to ridicule and shame! Always for passivity…
But to hell with propriety and rectitude for the moment…
Pakistan needs to be really complimented on their larger foreign policy. They have strategically positioned candidates to project the right Pakistani image at all international forums. Take for instance Hina Rabbani Khar, Sharmila Farooqi, Kashmala Tariq, Fatima Bhutto, etc. They all have rich and feudal Pakistani origins, have been educated in the west, but most importantly, they are disarmingly good-looking, are in their thirties and have 3-4 kids (true by and large!) : a lethal and beautiful combination of youth and experience! The message is loud and clear - the ever so friendly and fertile lands of Pakistan are most attractive for any direct foreign investment!
... And now let's see, what do we have – Mamta, Maya and Sushma? Disgraceful… Mark my words Pakis are going to beat the shit out of the world and nobody will be able to raise a finger, Osama or no Osama.
Achaa… ab koi mazedaar baat karien. let me share this small kissa with you. The kissa of ‘Logon Ne Pali Billi’ (to save typing effort, Lok Pal Bill or LPB in short). Ek baar ek shehar ke logon ne bade pyaar se ek billi pali. Voh use bada maante the, khoob sewa karte the, doodh pilate the… itne laad aur pyaar se billi bigad gayi. Voh gussewali aur ahankari ho gayi aur logon ko hi kaatne lagi… Shuru mein toh logon ne socha ke billi maan jayegi, katna chhor degi par aisa hua nahi… Dheere dheere katna itna badh gaya ki sabki jaan pe ban aayi… Sabne ek baithak bulai aur billi se do took baat karne ki thani… Par billi aag baboola ho gayi aur sabko bhaga diya…
Question : Jin logon ne billi pali, wo khud usska shikaar kaise ho gaye?
Answer : Kafi gahan chintan karke ye pata chala ki ye log dar-asal choohey hain aur ye choohon ka shahar hai. Ye baat abhi tak kisiko pata hi nahi thi…
Ab bas ek hi chara bacha hai ki ek kutta lao jo billi pe nazar rakhe… Zahir si baat hai ki billi kutte ke haq mein bilkul nahi hai... Chalak billi to ye soch rahi hai ke apne mein se hi (itne saalon mein billi ke kai bachhe bhi bade ho gaye hain) kisi ek ko kutte ka mask laga ke khada kar de... Par choohey ab bewakoof nahi rahe... Unhone ek referendum bhi kar dala hai... Dekhein aagey kya hota hai...
Bhailog, shaher mein bahut tension hai. Please say something. Your suggestions are welcome. Fresh ideas ki sakht zaroorat hai…
Chalte chalte... A Corruption Quiz
Assume you have relatives on your side as well as your wife’s side who fix meters and pilfer electricity. You anonymously blow whistle on your wife’s side of relatives. You are-
a) Half Corrupt
b) Corrupt
c) Double Corrupt
d) Well, it depends!
e) None of the above
Answer : e) none of the above, because you are the media…
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