Saturday, December 14, 2013

Male Libido… And the Power to Shake!

Hey guys,

Looking at the population increase trends, the number of dicks is increasing across the world (India contributing big time to the trend) even though the sperm count is falling, suggesting an increased efficiency of sperms, or an increased eagerness of ova, or both... Come, be a part of the Global movement!

Anyway, right here, back home in India…

A)... TT of T (Tarun Tejpal of Tehelka) and the recent sexual harassment stuff tells you to keep away from women. 

B)... Supreme court and the new found longevity of article 377 tells you to keep away from men.  

C)... The current Delhi political situation tells you to keep away from power.

The only place these three naturally and normally happen is the bedroom of married men… Unless of course the woman wants it the other way!

For, outside the bedroom, all men are those power hungry blokes with malafide intentions and no sense of accountability at all.

Now, please don't try to deny this. If you are a man, this is true. Period.

But times are a-changing, guys! You got to fear... and you got to change too. When the world starts thinking like dicks, dicks have a helluva lot to think about.

So, outside the bedroom, you are advised to take your libido in your hands, be sexually self-reliant and and rejoice in your own false orgasm.

And then you will be a man, my son!
And the whole world will be (up) yours!!

(Disclaimer: Sorry to have unintentionally hurt your feelings and pride if you are an honest or corrupt, straight or gay, man or woman (or animal, PETA please listen), in a newly awakening India of today)