Yet, the poor little rich man got into self doubt. That’s what hookers do to you. Keeps are a better idea. Bit more expensive but good for self-esteem, I tell you… (ask Berlo and Dominique Kahn)
Talking about hookers and suckers, America has found a way to pay its bills... By printing more dollars and increasing their debt... Which, we are told is good for global economy, the alternative being global recession.
Now I for one can never let go an opportunity to ask a dumb ass question. So here it goes -
(1) Why can't the stupid Greeks do the same and pay all their debt? And in the process save a huge global economic crisis...
(2) Who exactly is America indebted to? I mean some poor guys money must be up the shit creek...
But Uncle Sam is no Richard Gere as much as I am no Julia 'the dumb blonde hooker' Roberts... He doesn't have to make anything (anymore) and can happily go around breaking what others have made in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq and then pretend to create a new Rome out of the rubble...
Meanwhile, millions within and outside America will keep footing the price tag through the toils of their multi-cultural colorful asses and the sweat of their cursed brows...
By the way, is Michelle Obama blonde? Or Hillary Clinton? Or Oprah Winfrey? C'mon, someone's got to be blond there or the world is well and truly screwed!
Toh aaj Amrica ki baari hai...?
ReplyDeleteThe post proves one thing for sure; projecting Blonds as dumb-asses is a deliberate ploy of the Yankees to cover the idiosyncrasies of Brunettes and Redheads in their midst. As usual the American media and Hollywood are hands in glove...
And here are my best answers to the smart (but so ably disguised as dumb)questions:
1. Greeks will have to exchange their forgettable (pun intended) past with the illustrious one of the U.S.A.
2. There are enough poor in USA if one looks for: Enron, Countrywide, Boeing, Shell et al. These poor folks deserve to maintain their stylish yachts and expensive holidays.